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Boat Jumping with Bruce

It wouldn't be summer at The Ship Inn without a visit from Bruce, in his pants.

LIVE FAST DYE OLD

New ltd. edition tie dye T-shirts now in stock. Recently tested in the dark depths of Indonesia...?

THE SUMMER SALE IS ON

T-shirts, Beaters, Trunks, Caps and more. Grab yourself a bargain before the Cornish Illuminati takes 'em all...

SUNSET SONS ROCKING OUR XXX TEE

Stoked to see Jed from Sunset Sons rocking our new XXX tee at their recent sold out shows

FOOTBALLZ COMIN HOME

As excitement builds amid the surreal prospect of England somehow making it even further in the World Cup, Half Kut have rightly decided, it''s time to do the world's worst cover of the world's best football song...

Curious Tom Tests Out His Theresa Mayhem Trunks

Love Riot test pilot Curious Tom, repping his Theresa Mayhem trunks while boosting hard off the section, at a highly coveted secret spot, not far from one of Sydney's finest red light districts.

THE STRAIGHT-HAND SHOOTOUT 2018

F**k Hawaii, the surf contest of all surf contests is coming to Porthleven Pier

10 WEIRD YEARS OF PORTHLEVEN PIER

A look back on some of the other challenges we've been involved with at Porthleven Pier over the years...

LOVE RIOT WINTER MIXTAPES

A selection of the finest party mixtapes knocking around on the web of late, thrown together by our very own disco/house connoisseurs BARONS of FUNK.

Our Humble Attempt to Bring World Peace in 2018

Could a couple of pairs of budgie smugglers help bring the world back from the cusp of nuclear war? We bloody hope so.

Murray Lachlan Young Interview

We catch up with one of the funniest bastards in Britain to talk poetry, streaking, BBC6, cocaine and more... [From the archives]

ROCKETMAN HAS LANDED

The inevitable follow up to Donald Trunks is finally here...

SUMMER MIXTAPES: Moullinex, Xinobi, Munk & more

A fresh selection of party fuel, courtesy of recent Love Riot headliners, and a few special guests...

PORTHLEVEN DRINKING CLUB IS BACK

Originally designed as LOVE RIOT FC's 2017 football kit, these new PDC T-shirts were quickly a victim of their own success when they sold out within days.

SENDING IT WITH HALF KUT & LOWEY

The hotly anticipated new video from Cornish supergroup, plus Cornish boy done good, sending it in Mexico...

A BLAZE OF FEATHER

Mickey's new project A Blaze of Feather has been turning heads of late. Featuring a host of former Love Riot FC players, the band totally smashed their debut shows in West Kernow last weekend...

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH HALF KUT

We caught up with White Dragon and Nightrider to talk Rocknroll, hot Mums, booze, mascara and more...

SPRING MIXTAPES - MIGHTY MOUSE, LIFELIKE, LOUIS LA ROCHE & more

Spring is finally upon us in Europe. Here's a few epic new tunes to help get the party started! Enjoy...

THE FRENCH SPRING

It's been an interesting few weeks back in France...

HALF KUT - THE FUTURE OF ROCK 'N ROLL HAS ARRIVED

Lock up your daughters and your pets, Porthleven's answer to One Direction and The Rolling Stones have just released their debut video...

WHISKEY, WATER & WINE

Guided by the roll of a dice, and seen through the eye of the Love Riot PartyCam. Starring Patch Wilson, Mick Fanning, Tom Lowe, Jack Johns, Dan Skaj, Tommy G, Nic Von Rupp & more... WATCH IT HERE

OCTOBER MIXTAPES: ANORAAK, KELJET, GOMMA & more

Fresh party fuel, from some of Love Riot's favourite guests..

ON THE LOOSE IN IRELAND

After the best September in a long time, the surf went crap in France this week, so we rolled the dice and drove to Ireland. Let's just say the gamble's paying off.

FRENCH FROLICKING

The surf's been absoutely firing in France lately, and as usual, so's the booze. Here's a few random snippets of the madness...

MASON'S LONDON FASHION WEEK MIX FOR RADIO1

Amsterdam house music legend, and fellow Bencong Riders gang member Mason just smashed out this epic new mixtape

PORTHLEVEN RAM RACE 2016

Crucifixions, unicorns, rampant binge drinking... Porthleven yet again proves why it's arguably the best drinking village in the country.

SURF BORED DESTRUCTION

You can always tell the surf's been shit in Cornwall, when White Dragon starts smashing up surfboards and making videos like this.

TOPLESS CALIFORNIAN GIRLS

Not sure what the hell's happening in this shot, but it seems to be featuring some of our T-shirts...

DURTE DOM'S BEEN UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS AGAIN IN L.A.

This time trying to snog as many girls as possible whilst wearing his GOLDMEMBER's...

GIGAMESH MIXTAPES

Two brand spanking new mixtapes from one of our favourite Love Riot guests of all time...

WHITE DRAGON ON MTV

A couple of years back we got a random call from MTV asking for some of our drunk rollerskating footage...

HITCHING TO A TRUMP RALLY, IN DONALD TRUNKS

Our man on the ground "White Dragon", recently tried to attend a Donald Trump rally in a pair of our Donald Trunks...

"TOMMERLINE" BY MICKEY SMITH

Slut test pilot Tom Gillespie tearing the fuck out of various Irish slabs over the past few years.

THE COUGAR SLAYER IS HERE

A ltd. edition T-shirt, inspired by the Bintang fueled exploits of a Cornishman, with an unusually high mojo, and a soft spot for hot yoga instructors...

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