ROCKETMAN HAS LANDED

In the wake of our cult hit Trump inspired swimwear, it’s been suggested on many an occasion that it’s only fair we afford the same honour to Big Don’s arch nemesis.

Cold logic and a healthy fear of rockets held us back, but in recent months these calls have become far too frequent to ignore. So in a humble effort to add balance to an increasingly unbalanced world, and with a little help from The Donald himself on the naming front, ladies and gentleman we bring you… ROCKETMAN!

As with our Donald Trunks, this very special ltd. edition design is available as a premium surf and swimming trunk. However, being the conscientious types we are, for those not quite willing to risk losing friends over their choice of clothing, ROCKETMAN will also be available as a premium boardshort.

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