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RAINBOW DICK BOARD SHORTS

PREMIUM BOARD SHORTS

Our quest to make the most offensive swimwear on the planet just went up to a whole new level.

Combining 2 way stretch fabric with our new patent pending crowd repellent technology, these bad boys are guaranteed to get you 50% more waves. The dazzling array of penis art will have even the narliest of locals on the backfoot and letting you take all the waves you want.

£49.99

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★ Very Limited Edition
★ Perfect for warm water surfing
★ 2 Way Stretch
★ Patented crowd repellent technology
★ Minimum rub
★ Polyester Lycra Mix

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