OFFENSIVE SWIMWEAR

Ltd. edition handmade Men’s trunks & boardies. Perfect for summer boozing, warm water surfing and more.
Featuring our new crowd repellent technology, guaranteed to get you more good waves, and in turn be an even bigger hit with chicks.

  • CORBLIMEY’S

    £44.99
  • BJ’s

    £44.99
  • WANKSY

    £34.99 £19.99 Sale!
  • DILDOS

    £34.99
  • BANANA HAMMOCKS

    £34.99
  • BANANA HAMMOCKS

    £34.99
  • LA FAVELA BOARDIES

    £49.99 £24.99 Sale!
  • RAINBOW DICK – Board Shorts

    £49.99
  • BLACK DICK – Board Shorts

    £49.99
  • DONALD TRUNKS

    £49.99 £39.99 Sale!
  • ROCKETMAN TRUNKS

    £44.99 £29.99 Sale!
  • MAYHEM TRUNKS

    £44.99 £14.99 Sale!
  • ST. PIRAN TRUNKS

    £44.99
  • ZEBRA TRUNKS

    £34.99
  • PEACOCK TRUNKS

    £34.99
  • ANTICHRIST TRUNKS

    £34.99
  • DEAD PRESIDENTS TRUNKS

    £34.99
  • GOLDMEMBER TRUNKS

    £34.99
  • COW TRUNKS

    £34.99
  • TIGER TRUNKS

    £34.99

DONALD TRUNKS

Make your arse look great again…

ROCKETMAN

The inevitable follow up to Donald Trunks has finally landed…

THERESA MAYHEM

Inspired by our beloved Prime Minister’s recent balls ups and confessions…

“I’D RUN THROUGH A FIELD OF WHEAT IN THOSE BADBOYS ANY DAY”
– Jeremy Corbyn

LTD. EDITION PREMIUM HANDMADE

BUDGIE SMUGGLERS

PERFECT FOR WARM WATER SURFING

RUINING THE SURFWEAR INDUSTRY

ONE PAIR OF BUDGIE SMUGGLERS AT A TIME

SO COOL IT HURTS

TESTED BY IDIOTS
& ATHLETES

AND RESPECTED MUSICIANS

CRAFTED FROM THE FINEST MATERIALS

WITH PAINSTAKING ATTENTION TO DETAIL

  • CORBLIMEY’S

    £44.99
  • BJ’s

    £44.99
  • WANKSY

    £34.99 £19.99 Sale!
  • DILDOS

    £34.99
  • BANANA HAMMOCKS

    £34.99
  • BANANA HAMMOCKS

    £34.99
  • LA FAVELA BOARDIES

    £49.99 £24.99 Sale!
  • RAINBOW DICK – Board Shorts

    £49.99
  • BLACK DICK – Board Shorts

    £49.99
  • DONALD TRUNKS

    £49.99 £39.99 Sale!
  • ROCKETMAN TRUNKS

    £44.99 £29.99 Sale!
  • MAYHEM TRUNKS

    £44.99 £14.99 Sale!
  • ST. PIRAN TRUNKS

    £44.99
  • ZEBRA TRUNKS

    £34.99
  • PEACOCK TRUNKS

    £34.99
  • ANTICHRIST TRUNKS

    £34.99
  • DEAD PRESIDENTS TRUNKS

    £34.99
  • GOLDMEMBER TRUNKS

    £34.99
  • COW TRUNKS

    £34.99
  • TIGER TRUNKS

    £34.99

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