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Crowd Repellent Surf Trunks

These premium trunks have been painstakingly designed using our new crowd repellant technology, harnessing magical repulsion powers from tapping into other surfer’s homophobia. Guaranteed to get you at least 30% more waves than normal boardshorts when surfing in crowds.

We pulled out all the stops to do some suitably terrible photoography on this design, but rest assured they actually look even worse in real life.

{DISCLAIMER: Our crowd repelent technology doesn’t work when surfing nudist beaches or beaches in more open minded communities – we have other designs that work there]

£34.99 £19.99

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★ Perfect for warm water surfing
★ Guaranteed to repel crowds and get you more waves
★ Ideal for getting weird at festivals
★ Very Limited Edition
★ Tested on party animals
★ 80% Polyester 20% Lycra

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